bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

It’s called male privilege. You may not acknowledge it, but if other people perceive you to be a man, you have it whether you want it or not; it will be used to benefit you, with or without your consent. Like any privilege, the question is: will you take it for granted or will you truly understand its value and use it for what it’s worth.

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ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

Which came first, the TARDIS or the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party?

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

Which came first, the TARDIS or the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party?

(via nudityandnerdery)

toshellwithit:

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

It was good, then it got REAL good.

toshellwithit:

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

It was good, then it got REAL good.

(via starusername)

  • Zelda: Hey I just met you
  • Zelda: And this is crazy
  • Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
  • Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
  • Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
  • Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
  • Link: Because it 's true

rebagled:

coming home drunk and trying to be quiet more like

image

My roommate.

(via foreverdocumenting)

Stories never really end…even if the books like to pretend they do. Stories always go on. They don’t end on the last page, any more than they begin on the first page. — Cornelia Funke, Inkspell (via hqlines)


(via kushandwizdom)

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Sounds creepy as shit, yo.

(via foreverdocumenting)

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

Sweet! Coins

(via thefrogman)

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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rydenarmani:

i have begun to play neopets way too often

someone come buy this fucking lab map piece off me god damn it i don’t even wanna look at it anymore

Holy crap. TIL Neopets is still a thing.